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QUOTE – Dwight D. Eisenhower

"The supreme quality for leadership is unquestionably integrity. Without it, no real success is possible, no matter whether it is on a section gang, a football field, in an army, or in an office." Dwight D. Eisenhower

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CREATIVE BIRTHDAY CARD

(From a soon to be 15 year old Rebecca to her Mom) WARNING: Several puns ahoy (For some reason I have the urge to make my card have a boat-pun theme) HAPPY BERTHDAY I hope you enjoyed the past year, Buoy, am I excited for the next one. It’s so nice to have a good...

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DESCRIPTIONS

From an acerbic primary school master: The dawn of legibility in his handwriting reveals his complete inability to spell. Your parents have neglected their job. The answer, boy, is in the plural - and they bounce. This boy should go far, the further from this school...

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PERSPECTIVE

Monk A: I say it is the flag moving. Monk B: I say it is the wind moving. In order to avoid a fight they decided to have the Abbott judge. Abbot: You are both wrong. It is your minds that are moving.

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Could you handle world’s longest flight?

As long flights go, Singapore Airlines' epic almost-19-hour, 9,534-mile journey from Newark to Singapore was once the standard-bearer against which all others were measured. Today, two airlines share the distinction of the world's longest nonstop flight, according to...

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